The Great Cornholio:

an Amtgard Monster

The Great Cornholio  
Type:  Silly
Q:M Ratio  5:1
Garb:  Blue T-shirt with heavy metal band (AC/DC pref.) drawn up over head.
        Arms should be held out horizontal, with elbows bent in L=shape pointing up.
        Must constantly keep up "Cornholio" chatter, if dropped for more
        than ten seconds Cornholio reverts to his normal self. 

Lives:  normal.

The Great Cornholio is a normal person playing a normal class until activated.  
This is usually done by ingesting a large quantity of sugar.

Abilities:

        Natural ambidexterity
        Immune to any verbal magic that specifically targets Cornholio.   He just ignores it.
        Immune to feeblemind.
        Immune to honor duel.
        Three levels invulnerability.
        Whenever anyone strikes Cornholio (knocking off an invulnerabilty), he may
        ask "Are you threatening me?".  That individual (who struck Cornholio)
        may not attack him again that life.

        Bards (and Gypsies) are fascinated by The Great Cornholio and wish to
        hear his words of wisdom hoping for inspiration.  They must follow
        The Great Cornholio about and not attack him, and attempt to stop those
        who would silence him.
          

Armor:  None
Weapons:  None
Levels:

       1: Warp Wood, unlimited
       2: Extension, unlimited
       3: Harden, 2xlife
       4: Able to steal any cloth-covered object by declaring "I need TP for my Bunghole!"x2
       5: Stun 1xlife (mimics kicking victim in the nads).  (doesn't work on women, I guess)
       6: Able to summon The Almighty Bungholio
          (chant 'The Almighighighghty bbbunnnggghoooollliooooooioioioio" x5)
		  Summon the Almighty Bungholio:  This requires that Cornholio give a reeve 
          some "Bungholio" garb.  The reeve then plays Bungholio who basically uses
          his reeve abilities to grant any one request Cornholio may have at that
          time.